God Made Me Do It


Subtitle: True Stories of the Worst Advice the Lord Has Ever Given His Followers
Author: Hartzman, Marc
Binding: Softback
Cover Price: 12.99
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Publisher: Sourcebooks
Copyright Year: 2010
Publication Year: 2010
ISBN#: 1-40223-607-7
LCCN#: 2009039306
Pages: 288
Dewey Decimal: 818/.602
LoC Classification: PN6231.R4 H37 2010


Genre: Humor
Series Number: 935
Condition: New
Shelf: 22
Goodreads: Yes


Does God, in His infinite wisdom, convince people to get rid of their car insurance? Does He encourage cannibalism? Does the God of more than six billion people actually have time to root for the Minnesota Vikings?

According to some, yes. How do they know? God told them. Luckily, God also told Marc Hartzman to write this book, a collection of the most shocking, absurd, and hilarious things people have ever claimed God asked them to do, and to present them for your pure reading enjoyment.


  • The man that God told to perform surgery on himself
  • God's generous offer to miraculously fill his believer's gas tank
  • The fateful day God (assumedly feeling nostalgic for his teen years) asked a man to TP a police station
  • The woman God instructed to direct traffic—topless
  • And, sadly, many more